Ben Lashes

“The Beastie Boys Bandit” is Portland’s newest celebrity criminal! Although, he kind of looks like The Crow.

Portland Woman Wakes Up With British Accent After Trip To Dentist!  Her husband is so bummed weirded out.

This is exactly why there is a show making fun of Portland in the first place.

If you think this brings Portland’s weirdness into the mainstream, just wait till The Real Housewives show up.

It’s 2011 and Portland is still weird!

At least we can finally stop looking at the Rudolph nose.

Don’t get too close to someone’s Bacon Maple Bar.

No one survives the donut eye of death.

Yep.  In Portland, the donuts are such a big deal that Asian guys with Australian accents have their pictures taken with the box before they eat them.

Why do Portland’s street musicians look like the personification of bed bugs?

Breaking News:  Emu captured near Sandy Blvd!

Why does it look like it only has one leg?

CNN does story on a Portland tattoo guy who injects his eye with ink.

Little do they know, so have half the people walking along 82nd.

This is what 10% unemployment does to a city.

People don’t have anything better to do than race shopping carts down the street in woman’s clothing.

The best part about Voodoo Donuts is the live entertainment while you wait in line.

Weird thing is…That’s actually Keith Richards.  Pay some respect!

Portland’s most popular store.

9 out of 10 weddings that begin with tall bikes end in divorce.

You’re not being weird.

You’re being bossy.

Dude.

There’s a big difference between WEIRD and CREEPY.

Q:  Do people in Portland even ride bikes on Halloween?

A:  Yes.  And unfortunately, usually dressed as Shrek.

In Portland, Halloween is just another excuse to put on a Decemberists mustache.

Bonus points when you grow your own.

Ok, I get it, you’re a free spirit.  but, could you please just pick a lane?